reverb-a-turd

When you flush your poopies dwon the toilet and one little poopy pops back up.

Look at that little poopy that came back up after I flushed, I caused a reverb-a-turd

by Jeff Moritz March 21, 2006

wolf turd

an especially large joint. resembling a dried log of wolf feces

Damn!, look at the size of this wolf turd i rolled.

by Big C August 15, 2003

turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

by squirtle! February 15, 2005

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003

vagina turd

baby, as in the life form produced from the act of sex

she spent 18 hours in the delivery room pushing out that vagina turd

by anonomous July 18, 2004

turd collector

A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.

This guy is such a turd collector.

by lobsterroll13 October 17, 2010

super turd

a huge piece of shit that doesn't wanna flush/and or clogs the the toilet bowl.

wtf did you do to the toilet man!!! this shit won't flush!!! you took a super turd, didn't you?!?

by ape of war April 15, 2008