turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

by squirtle! February 14, 2005

Turd Braids

Another word for dreadlocks.

Look at the turd braids on that wookie!

by mach_10 July 12, 2007

wolf turd

an especially large joint. resembling a dried log of wolf feces

Damn!, look at the size of this wolf turd i rolled.

by Big C August 15, 2003

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

vagina turd

baby, as in the life form produced from the act of sex

she spent 18 hours in the delivery room pushing out that vagina turd

by anonomous July 18, 2004

editor's turd

When your Definition is rejected, you get a nice toasty turd dessert VIA toaster

mom i just go another editor's turd...you know what that means... :'( i'll never work for webster!!!

by Luigi doublechin March 13, 2009

Turd-douche

A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.

When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.

The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.

by werny13 June 4, 2009