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Tristan

Sexiest fucking man on the earth and is malicious in the streets and in the bed
Tristan is so sexy.
by Ubv November 22, 2021
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Tristan

Tristan is a guy that works in tech and has herpes. Be careful
Omg, i went on a date with a TRISTAN, 2 weeks later….. i found out i TRISTAN gave me herpes.
by tatertashie October 13, 2023
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Tristan

A name given to people with very large heads. They tend to have the same haircut as caillu and have very small dicks. He gets no bitches and hangs out with losers, though he will deny it. Nobody likes people named Tristan. They are losers.
Fuck that Tristan kid. Nobody likes him.
by Theidjfjskfj June 29, 2019
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tristan

tristan is a genuinely amazing person, he tends to bring himself down from past memories. he is a caring person and has a good sense of humor, if you ever have a friend named him do not ever leave him behind cause you will regret it later on.
person 1. “tristan seems so nice!”
by woo_a_loner January 8, 2022
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Tristan

Hot as fuck, but can also be dumb as fuck sometimes, not willing enough to take risks in the relationship department, also might have a massive dick.
"Is that Tristan?"
"Yes but I wouldn't try getting him to date you, he's kind of an idiot when it comes to that department."
by Fml101 September 12, 2017
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Tristan

Tristan Ek no ka chutiya , mere bestfriend ko rulaya jo mira road mai rehti hai , usme bounty lagane wale hai , jahape dikhe udhar hi todo saale ko , dono haath tute toh 10,000 . 2 pair tode toh 20,000 aur pura tode toh 50,000 , 20,000 is tip .
by BadeLundWaala October 2, 2022
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Tristan

The worst fisherman when it comes to fishing.
Hey look a at that fish Tristan didn't catch
by CouchPotatoSL November 20, 2021
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