Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.
Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021
by Nico Usami May 13, 2011
I went fairy dogging in the woods.
by AJ Quick May 24, 2014
Fascist rude neighbour with a god complex. S.s.s.o.b. Standard Subaru. Sob. Prone to mating with donkey faced pseudo female types. Calmungry boydugikly
by belaDonay November 28, 2016
A species of fairies that are known for hanging off of or being near buttocks. Known for their high pitched voices and eating feces. Can be used as an adjective for people as well.
by FaekNome June 14, 2015
A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.
I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013
A theorized source of the euphoria that suddenly fills your porous body, as you come across a relic of sorts that helped define you as an adult.
"I'm going to stay in the house I grew up in for a few nights over Christmas. The Nostalgia Fairy is gonna rape me, man"
by Bricks On Molly December 13, 2012