red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

Tienanmen Square

Nothing happened here in 1989 why do you ask.

Me-"Nothing happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989 why do you ask?"
Friend-"Do you need help?"
Me-"ye-"

by 1234567899087654321 May 9, 2022

Bliss Squared

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.

This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Meat squares

When a man has chiseled thighs, like a nice filet mignon

Aaron wore short shorts to show off his meat squares.

by hkpbaby January 12, 2020

poverty square

A saltine/soda cracker. A 2"x2" salted cracker punched with small holes made with baking soda.

After paying rent and tuition Roger was so broke he could only afford to eat poverty squares and peanut butter.

by SG Moves August 31, 2017

square back

The squaring affect of an aging or overweight females body.

Fucking Britney’s back squared out after having that kid!

Ask for the little Mexican girl with the square back she cleans my car amazing!

“Why doesn’t your jeans fit you right? your square back gives a mushroom top”

“Yo ..I thought that was a dude from behind with that hoodie on her square back”

“Fucking girl scared me, she’s a real brute with those broad shoulders and square back”

by Judgerichie December 8, 2018

Square Head

Basically WillNE. He has the BIGGEST SQUARE HEAD.

square head?

by corbynfucktart May 9, 2020