matt canada

A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.

Random person: Hitler is the worst person in history!
Pickensburgh: Matt Canada is worse

by BigO_naz October 3, 2023

Matt Sharp

Matt Sharp played bass and sang falsetto in the popular group Weezer during the recording of The Blue Album and Pinkerton.

“Weezer was really killer when Matt Sharp was in the band.”

by Mrsnobody July 8, 2016

Matt Dimick

A guy that is a great friend, who is loyal and will always be there for you no matter what happens. He will try his hardest just to see you smile. He is the sweetest guy i ever met. He is understanding and will never judge you ever. If you met him you are really lucky that you have met him. he will change you're life for ever.

Rosa: *crying*
Matt Dimick: Why are you crying??

Rosa: I'm crying cause me and my bf got in a fight
Matt Dimick : Everything is alright , i'm always here for you i'll even stay up till 4 am to cheer you up.

by ImmortalRose115 October 29, 2012

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Matt Panella

The unevolved form of a wildabeast thats speaks french and sexually preys on the slower male wildabeast in the herd. He communicates only through singing to lure in his prey.

Matt Panella moves stealthly across the savan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3VAdbmw80E

by Matt Panella December 9, 2008

matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.

I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.

by jmack7018 December 9, 2017

Matt Sturniolo

The finest mf to ever walk the planet. He's so fine I started galloping. This is my second definition of him. My first one was he's really fucking hot. But I wanted to make another one with my acc name. So yeah.

Matt sturniolo makes me wanna scream👍

by emilywright444 July 29, 2023