Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963

"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"

by Homie The Third August 23, 2021

Craig Houlden

bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.

Craig Houlden: "I am a btec goldbridge"

by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021

Craig Childers

A short bald headed ginger

Man Craig Childers is a dwarf lesbian!

by DisgruntledCrow June 10, 2022

Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!

Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.

by Bunghole king June 16, 2022

Craig

He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.

person: craig you're a dumbass
craig: i know

by bigppmansfriend June 22, 2022