When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
by MochaDiet March 20, 2012
a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.
by meowue March 09, 2020
stupid fat 6’4 canadian retard that lives in Ardrossan, Alberta, Canada. Also Ezra is 2000000x better than him!
by big stepp_6969 August 30, 2021
kyle thomas has alot of amazing pets. some may say hes so lucky as it seems as though he has a zoo in his house! He’s so grateful for his fans aswell
by kylesbean June 01, 2021
The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.
by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020
by EpicRygy March 05, 2016
by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018