Northern Tuck

Tucking the northern pointing erect penis under the waistband.

Timmy had to do the Northern Tuck while slow dancing with Jessica.

by Haus K February 18, 2017

Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*

Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

tuck piece

1. a person with homosexual tendencies
2. anyone whos sucks dick for money

my roomate is a tuck piece

by dm69 January 5, 2009

Tuck

A thot that has most-likely had trains run on them. Everybody has had sex with her.

Simone let me and the bros hit. She my favorite tuck .

by kmtsis10 April 14, 2022

Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.

Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.

by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024

chloe tuck

The most beautiful girl on earth shes smart kind caring and crazy

that girl is such a Chloe Tuck

by Celia Bankssss____ January 24, 2017

Fupa Tuck

Tucking your fat flap under your pants when you sit to avoid looking American.

Johnny sat down and did a quick Fupa Tuck before Brenda walked by to stay in the game.

by Sneaky Boii May 26, 2022