Cuckholm Syndrome

Cuckholm Syndrome is a condition which causes men to develop a psychological alliance with their cuckmaster as a survival strategy during cucking. These alliances result from a bond formed between cuckmaster and a cuckold during intimate time together, but they are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims.
Bryan-David developed Cuckholm Syndrome after being subjected to numerous cucking sessions against his will.
by Merriams June 13, 2019
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Paramorettes Syndrome

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.
Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.
by Panda Cakes December 15, 2010
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Jask Syndrome

A rare form of brain disease, which 1 in 100 retards will get in their lifetime, where their brain takes the form of a retardagon, thus creating stupidity and lack of logic and common sense in the mind. Most people with this syndrome were dropped on their head as a baby.
" oh my god have you heard that tacus got tested positive jask syndrome?" "I know, I would be devastated if I got jask syndrome too."
by jaskuss June 20, 2020
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oompaloompa syndrome

a short, fat, man that looks, talks, walks, and sounds like a like a oompaloompa
for example Ian has oompaloompa syndrome.
by nikkiej94 December 28, 2007
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Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)
Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome
by Bomblastix July 07, 2022
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Parrot-Syndrome

The ability to consciously regurgitate information given to you and repeat it with no subconscious thought. Repeating ideas and thoughts of others said to you as if your own for personal gain. Copying others work and repeating it as your own.
Jane just told me the exact story that Susan told her last week as if it happened to her; she clearly has Parrot-Syndrome.
by Goddess Writer May 22, 2018
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Takira Syndrome

When someone is overly optimistic and cannot stop. This often results in crying and agitated fits. They talk very high pitched when they are annoyed. They are also very self conscious about other's behavior and their own.
She most definitely has Takira Syndrome.
by Q231 November 10, 2017
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