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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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Size 14 appetite

An appetite as large as a car but not as large as a size 15 appetite which is as big as a metro bus
Bro I have a gigantic Size 14 appetite I might eat that Prius
by Thatdude2475 October 5, 2018
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Jackman-Sized

Something that's unusually large; often a utensil, tool or other item that would commonly be small, but in this case produced to a huge proportion. An object someone has chosen to abnormally embiggen.
This jackman-sized hammer is entirely impractical. It's eight feet tall!
by AskCast February 4, 2020
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Size queen

person who appreciates women, men or theydies of thiccer nature
“She’s a size queen
by letmeseeyourpeacock January 14, 2024
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size run

In clothing retail, a size run refers to a full set of clothing sizes. This can mean a range from XS-XL, or whatever that line of clothing’s size range may be.
We got 12 size runs of these hoodies in the middle of fucking summer, why does HQ hate us?!
by depressedretailworker July 30, 2022
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Fun-size

Something or someone that is smaller/shorter than the regular size/height.
I'm not short. I'm fun-size!
by Deez nuts lmao December 20, 2023
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