Next Day Crispy

Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.

Oh man that shit was next day crispy.

by Jakesh200 May 22, 2021

Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

Raw. Next Question.

When someone is just so hot that you would let them hit it without protection. Raw meaning without protection and next question meaning that’s all you need to say about that person in order to get your point across about the level of hot they’re on.

*sees a video on tik tok of the most drop dead gorgeous man and he’s smirking at the camera with a twinkle in his eye*
“Raw. Next question.”

by justmelol December 3, 2024

The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?

Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2024

What is the next step of the operation?

What happens when you stop fucking around and lock in like an alien

You will unlock very rare elite things that no human has

Guys: "What is the next step of the operation?"
Alien: *locked in*

by werykul December 25, 2024

Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

Next Big Meme Face

a phrase once spoken by YouTuber LS Mark, criticizing SpongeBob's expressive and silly animation claiming it's trying to make "The Next Big Meme Face".

Although Mark would later retract and apologize for this statement, the clip and phrase would later become a meme itself mocking the people that believe this claim.

LS Mark: "But here it's just done for the sake of it, in the hopes that it might become The Next Big Meme Face".

by theeggcarrier June 20, 2025