Michael

Usually a Portuguese man, he sits in his room all day doing activities such as jacking off and smoking pot . Michaels have no life and no friends. They do not know how to get a girl but when they actually do they mess it up by accidentally shoving them into boxes and throwing them off a bridge. They often have either A chode or no dick at all. They are very ugly.

"I want to meet your son where is he"
"In his room smoking a joint"
"Must be Michael"

by Reereeree December 29, 2013

Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015

michaelling

Michaelling is the form of hitting on/acting super gay towards your guy friends

cmon Kenny, enough with the michaelling, for the last time we are not gay

by mattnotgus October 7, 2019

Michaeling

Aimless wandering, harassment of all females in sight and looking busy without actually doing anything.

Omg, is it 5pm yet?! I can't take much more. I'm about to start Michaeling.

by DontGOStay September 24, 2016

Michael

usually referred to as Mikel.

IS CALLED MICHAEL

is a wild creature with many talents.

Michael has a phobia of TellyTubbies

by diabetic mushroom June 18, 2020

Michael

Has skinny little chicken legs

Wow look at Lord Michael over there with his skinny little chicken legs

by Beth♡ June 26, 2020

Michael

Sick lad who is very smooth with the ladies. He often has the best pickup lines and people will always blush at him.

(Girl) OMG its a Michael

by Mikeyon69ping June 27, 2020