girl to be long

When a girl is down to have sex for a long period of time.

wow that girl to be long!

by iamgroooooot June 11, 2017

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Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

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long drag

You drag your tongue from the front to the back of the vagina

I gave her long drags all night!

by vaktsn November 6, 2023

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Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

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long shlog

the shit that stick up in the morning with a wet surface pulcing and cumming.

long shlog in yo mom

by he he he hui March 30, 2022

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If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.

“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”

“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”

by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021

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