Corn toes

When one’s feet smell like Fritos (or some sort of chips brand)

bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?

by bigyeeterz May 12, 2019

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Corn Mousse

A smooth, light mass of fecal matter and corn whipped together by vigorous anal sex. Accumulates under the male glans and around the penile base.

She was terribly dirty but created a fabulous corn mousse.

I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.

by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020

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Corn on the MACABRE

Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.

Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

by April 13, 2022

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Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

by cougar694u April 05, 2010

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