Tongue clapping

The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.

Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*

You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.

by WWWoooooooWWW December 7, 2010

Clapping Cheeks

The art of fucking your opponents ass so well in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive that his cheeks violently smack back and forth. This often happens because of a players talent.

Hey! Did you see that Andrew was Clapping Cheeks after he destroyed Dylan in a 1v1 on CS:GO?

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Miami claps

I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.

Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty.

by Joe that guy August 24, 2006

Clap a writ

To fuck someone's anus while you are trying to do your taxes on their back

Boy you better shut the fuck up before I clap a writ on you.

by Obeloskblue3 October 18, 2018

Ball Clap

Ball Clap is when you have just walked out of a shower or your balls are otherwise wet and your balls hit your thigh creating a clapping sound.

Yo dude I walked out of the shower yesterday and did a loud ball clap I think everyone in the house heard it.

by Omppusolttu January 30, 2020

butt clap

(v) verb
Definition: When someone farts and produces a clapping sound from his or her butt. Also can be used when someone is on the toilet and makes the same sound.

Wow John, your farting sounded like a clap! It's a butt clap!

by Monyrith March 18, 2006

motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

by Laura December 19, 2003