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shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
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khaki shart

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.
Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.
by CRE10 November 14, 2013
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Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.
Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021
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Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017
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fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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C-Shart

An alternate way to say "C-Sharp" (The programming language).

The naming is derived from the word "Shart" (shitting and farting simultaneously) and is typically used by soyboys that cannot handle OOP or think C-Sharp is Java 2.0.
Man, I hate OOP. C-Shart sucks so much.
by Big fuggin Tony November 8, 2023
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i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland
i've sharted me self or i sharted myself
by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022
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