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Michael

This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.
Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.
by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019
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Michael

you're such a fucking Michael
by jesus2222 May 21, 2018
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Michael

An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.
Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
by AnimalGamer906 March 27, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a guy who will make you fall for him , but will fuck you over real bad. He would act like he loves you then months later , after you’re attached to him , he will cheat on you and act as if nothing happened. He is an egotistical fucker who not only fucks slaggy thots but also loves to fuck anything that comes his way. He will fuck your man too so stay away. The only good thing about him is .... wait nothing . He doesn’t deserve shit
“ oh did you see what Michael did to his girl?”
“Yeah he cheated on her several times and she’s still not dumb enough to leave his ass”
“What a dickhead
by Babyyyybxch January 10, 2019
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Michaeling

Conspicuously flexing one's enormous muscles while contorting the face and pursing the lips.
"Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."
by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013
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Michael

A Michael is a boy with a smol weewee who will kiss his girls best friend and also say he liked it. Michael may get girls but all relationships with Michael will end up bad. Atleast he tries. Or does he?
Michael, oh Micheal the mistake man.
by Panther66 January 30, 2018
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Michael

When people first meet him they think he's gay
When I first met Michael I thought he was gay
by GaryOak March 3, 2020
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