wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers
by big_boi_now March 17, 2021
Get the holidaysmug. holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard
A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!
B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!
B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!
by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022
Get the Holiday Hamholemug. by LordJenal August 28, 2022
Get the Wank Holidaymug. A saying signifying that the business or person spoken of or alluded to is finished, i.e. that it has no future.
by Delbosco November 13, 2021
Get the all holidaymug. The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.
by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020
Get the Cock Holidaymug. This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.
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I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.
by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019
Get the Holiday Cleanmug. 