Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019

Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

Greasy

A synonym for dirty

"That hot ginger Ashley is going to send me some greasy pictures just so I stop sending her sappy music videos"

by Ginger Hoss February 3, 2023

Greasy night

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

by Mathew Harris May 8, 2022

GREASY

A person of whom has revolting breath and doesn't understand the concept of chewing gum or mouth wash.

Or

A person who has a circulatory system litterally made of grease

Both aren't mutually exclusive however

Person 1:"FUCK OFF GREASY"

Person 2:"GREASY YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN MY ROOM WITHOUT PARACETAMOL"

Person 3:"SHUT THE FUCK UP BUTTERBOY"

by 411mitcivalobe April 9, 2019