Bryan

He is a whinny cunt most of the time but sometimes he's cool
He's a bit of a Bryan.
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bryan is an amazing person. he is very nice and caring. he will always be there for you. he is my best friend. bryan is super smart and had amazing grades. he is also an comedian. 🤠. bryan is very trustworthy. he will never spill ur secrets. bryan will never fail to make you laugh. he always makes me smile 😂. i am so glad i met him. he is my best friend and i hope i never lose him. 🥺🖐
bryan is amazing.
by gibby 🥳 February 07, 2020
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A smart skillful friendly guy that is pro at basketball. Bryan will always be the right boyfriend for anyone especially for boys. He is a guy that likes to play around kaya bocah but a very nice guy like the writer of this yes yes
Friend: halo cuk
Bryan: halo cuy
by Kaliforniarol March 11, 2019
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ugly, bad breath, skinny, and looks like a furry.
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One of the finest niggas you could ever know, and literally an obsession.

Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
That boy is so pretty. I bet his name is Bryan
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A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.

Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
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A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.

Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
“Bryan just told me the meaning of life and then rage-quit over a group text. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 08, 2025
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