Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.

Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009

Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".

The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.

by Apples78 May 13, 2011

blind goat

a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.

1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.

by porpoise September 26, 2005

Blind Job

Receiving a blow job from a blind girl.

"She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."

"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."

by AWS July 16, 2008

Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

by Ledroe December 22, 2008

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

by maxeamus March 8, 2003

blind gardian

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.

omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day

by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006