Pea Wet

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor

"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."

by Al-Bino January 16, 2007

Wet Walter

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy

Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter

by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009

wet tent

to have an erection in your pants then proceed to blow a load in them.

That girl was so hot that she gave me a wet tent

by daentourage June 28, 2009

wet pipe

Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water

"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"

by Mishalover March 8, 2017

wet wumba

when taking a large shit, the water of the toilet bowl comes up and covers you're genitles and ass.

i heard my girlfriend get a wet wumba at about 12:38 a.m

by NBFD123 October 31, 2011

wet somebody

From New York City rap, to wet somebody is to kill them, or wound them.

I'm so pissed off that I'm gonna go wet somebody tonight.

by Old Hoss December 6, 2016

wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009