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X-tard

An Extremist, Fundamentalist Christian, who is beyond the scope of a Jesus Freak. The only thing they know is Bible.

Often Characterized by extreme ignorance of worldy affairs, basic general knowledge, extreme Bible ranting, and who is more often than not home-schooled.

Like X-mas, but in this sense,
Christ/X + Retard = X-tard.
Oh Fuck, the goddamn X-tards are at it again, trying to convert everybody in one day. If you say no, they will have a massive hissy-fit, it's so funny, do you have your camera ready.
by fzac89 October 7, 2011
mugGet the X-tardmug.

fang-tard

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.
Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.
by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009
mugGet the fang-tardmug.

Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010
mugGet the Jerk Tardmug.

Wii-tarded

using other system's controllers like a Wii-mote
Dude, you look Wii-tarded waving that Xbox360 controller around.
by Marcus White December 27, 2007
mugGet the Wii-tardedmug.

tard-wang

Hey tard-wang, quit that shit before I slap you upside the head.
by Bgeezy March 5, 2014
mugGet the tard-wangmug.

Tard Strength

The phenomenon whereby someone or something deemed to be stupid or ridiculous ends up demonstrating amazing capabilities (usually in strength or success).
Person 1: Bro the idiot was able to run through a fortified wall like it was nothing.
Person 2: Talk about tard strength
by Jack Yoth May 6, 2022
mugGet the Tard Strengthmug.

Dah Tard

A person specifically that has no life, eats his/her own shit, speaks like there constantly choking on somthing(preferably a dick), and creeps around pretending to have friends and tries to get hugs and gets denied cause nobody likes him/her but in dah tards eyes is loved by everyone and everything. Also the tard has massive amounts of dandriff, smells like the shit him/her eats, cross-eyed,walks like a hunch back, and no one can understand why he/she was even alive in the first place and says "Yur gay" to every insult you throw at him/her.
Guy: hey look theres DAH FUCKING TARD!

Dah Tard: heh heh whats up guys? heh heh

Guy:*punches tard in face* FAGGOT!

Dah Tard: yur gay
by mclovin1337lolz June 13, 2009
mugGet the Dah Tardmug.

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