Tard Strength

The phenomenon whereby someone or something deemed to be stupid or ridiculous ends up demonstrating amazing capabilities (usually in strength or success).
Person 1: Bro the idiot was able to run through a fortified wall like it was nothing.
Person 2: Talk about tard strength
by Jack Yoth May 07, 2022
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fang-tard

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.
Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.
by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009
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Turbo Tard

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.
Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"
by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017
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Tard face

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.
Wow, your tard face is bad.
by Greg J. Brown August 14, 2008
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wang-tard

idiot, stupid, queerwig, scheisskopf, ding dong, dongle, cwapface, butt pirate, rear admiral etc.
matt you wang-tard! you scratched my anchor!
by wraith August 30, 2004
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X-tard

An Extremist, Fundamentalist Christian, who is beyond the scope of a Jesus Freak. The only thing they know is Bible.

Often Characterized by extreme ignorance of worldy affairs, basic general knowledge, extreme Bible ranting, and who is more often than not home-schooled.

Like X-mas, but in this sense,
Christ/X + Retard = X-tard.
Oh Fuck, the goddamn X-tards are at it again, trying to convert everybody in one day. If you say no, they will have a massive hissy-fit, it's so funny, do you have your camera ready.
by fzac89 October 07, 2011
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AIM tard

Someone who doesn't know what they are doing on AOL's Instant Messaging program. They don't get the features and generally are just confused about AIM.
Man Collette, can't you figure out how to join our group chat? You're such an AIM tard.
by natasha+dr.fupa November 06, 2007
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