Sworded

The action of being killed by a sword.

I got sworded in a fight.

by PirateTreasure July 31, 2017

Satan's Sword

A boner

Stop poking me with Satan's Sword

by Jumanji April 1, 2016

Sword

A device used to clean out the ear

Hey bro why did u take that sword?

My ears tingling.

by Kidsinmybasementwontshutup December 7, 2021

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.

"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."

by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020

Link sword

A roblox item only used by true chads, sure if you get 50 ping you may be able to kill people from thirteen miles away and make half of the server toxic but it's still good. Nobody wants to be stuck with the same old gun for the whole of their fighting life you need some spice.

player 1 WHAT THE HELL MAN THAT WAS 13 STUDS THE LINK SWORD SUCKS

player 2 Mad cuz bad.

player 1 I'M GONNA GET A MOD

Player 2 Shut up mad cuz bad mad cuz bad.

by Making meanings real March 9, 2021

Tarnished Sword

When a man's penis is covered in blood

Last night, she said it didn't matter and gave me a tarnished sword

by IsaacTheJames March 11, 2024