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The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night
by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024
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Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.
Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”
by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007
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sworded

When someone was a baddie and swears
OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!
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Dirty sword

by Nsisgejsjjssh September 6, 2021
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sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"
by Acuara December 7, 2015
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The master sword

When you attach a sword to a fan and let it spin at your balls
by Aids master 3 November 1, 2020
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cat sword

A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with
Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it
by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee May 10, 2018
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