pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)

I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

by Spankleberry April 26, 2017

Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017

unicorn stickers

When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass

Wow those unicorn stickers look cool

by Funny& April 18, 2018

shoe sticker

Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.

Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.

by ItsYeBoiiiiii October 15, 2017

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

pussy stacker

A game which involves stacking as many cats as you can until the pile falls over.

Man, are you bringing your cat over for pussy stacker at my place tonight?

by Suburban Thesuraus May 3, 2018

G-Shocker

An individual that loves to wear G-shocks and is called by his friends G-shocker.

What's up G-shocker- An individual that loves to wear G-shocks.

by Antkololo June 3, 2018