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Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
by Thanus August 19, 2008
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Squeegee Sex

Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”
"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!

"NICE, How was it?"

"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
by Toto106 April 9, 2010
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tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.
"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"
by bonegigger April 23, 2006
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Cheese squeeze

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)
(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!
by lolalofangle December 13, 2009
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Lemon Squeeze

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.
Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.
by AlexTheGreat August 4, 2007
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Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.
Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!
by SJ@24 July 17, 2009
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Squeezeit

Squeezit, a slang known as a fruit drink
by 5567 May 12, 2008
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