sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.

"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."

by Scroterip August 17, 2014

Sprot

A dirty chinless Mexican.

Phranque: look at that fat chinless mexican hoe over their!

Crayonyul: oh that's just that sprot Rayelene!

by sprot master July 3, 2015

Scroteboning

Scroteboning, when an individual repeatedly smashes the tip of their erect penis into the scrotum of another individual, just below the base of the penis.

"Yo dude I was totally scroteboning Mark last night," "Hahaha I was wondering why he had to go to the hospital!"

by Splinter3777 November 6, 2015

Sprite Gold

Mixing Hennessy and Sprite together in a bottle

My girls and I have been drinking on that Sprite gold tonight.

by BigRed June 8, 2016

Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at

'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'

by Carl Sid man May 15, 2016

spotefying

To poop in your own mouth

LOOK AT THEM NIGGERS spotefying

by OTTO FLICK December 4, 2016