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Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!
by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009
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Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges
Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.
by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021
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gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.
“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”
by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024
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Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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Sponge Bob

“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob
by junie118 January 2, 2024
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spong

Spong IPA: spɒŋis an antiqated term describing the miasma that emanates from a parasite infested bootyhole. Common endoparasites taking up residence in the bootyhole environment can include various species of helminths and nematodes, the generators of spong. Being somewhat cursed in its nature, spong will easily impregnate porous surfaces like silicone and form an intricate biofilm matrix throughout. It can also be used as a verb. If the host of said parasites engages in behaviours which further spread the spong, it can be said they have been “sponging” spɒŋɪŋ or that they have “sponged” spɒŋd a person, object, or region
“As soon as she took off her panties, I started to feel dizzy and nauseous… I instantly remembered that time you warned me about the dangers of spong, thanks man, you probably saved my life”



“I went over to this chick’s apartment and she’s washing her silicone butt plug in the kitchen sink! I hope she doesn’t have parasites living in her bootyhole, or she would have sponged all her housemates!”

“The CIA operates several psyops preventing public awareness of spong”
by Vendswifty March 10, 2024
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