Titty splitter

When you split her tits with your dick
When her tits are spread apart by your big cock

Last night during sex I give her the biggest Titty splitter she has ever seen

by Beefy Bob Folz May 18, 2021

Leon slattery

Leon Slattery is Trevor Slatterys son Trevor left because leon was watching inappropriate material in his smart watch his ALLUMINIUM balls are incredibly powerful and his willy shrinks massively in the cold also known as SLATT

Leon Slattery is a Closeted homosexual!

by Smoke420puffbinladinxxopticgam February 1, 2022

load splitter

a person who splits loads. you take a load, and then split it.

since gregory splits loads, we can safely assume he is a load splitter

by 👺👹 March 7, 2022

Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

archie slattery's cock

such a girthy object it's rediculous i swear to god i would do anything for a tug.

Gir1l: I want archie slattery's cock
Girl2: OMG YASSS ME TOO.

by willy12369 June 17, 2022

pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022

Luxury Splitter

A roadie three way.

Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!

by Wonderhill March 19, 2023