the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
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Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.
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