Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

sammy special

Its actually nothing because Sam can't get bitches

sammy told us he gave some sloot a sammy special but we know he's lying because he's an ugly motherfucker

by chicksbeforedicks April 24, 2017

The river special

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

special puss

The cream of the top, the extra umph, the special puss.

Jan: "What do you think about my sweater?"
Wendy: "special puss"
Jan: "I'll order five right away!"

by itsocake February 18, 2022

JS special

When someone licks your asshole or you licking someone else's.

Dude I gave my girl the JS special last night

by daggummmm23 July 24, 2016

the berko special

To brutalise a female partner in bed to the point she no longer wants intercourse.

Did you hear Matt gave that girl last night The Berko Special

by supreme benefactor February 6, 2017

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022