Fat spanish waiter

When someone with an inny bellybutton and someone with an outy bellybutton attempt to have sexual relations with said appendages.

The night was going awesome until she tried to fat spanish waiter me

by Richy loves me October 8, 2020

Don't touch me I'm Spanish

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

by Itisiraven February 25, 2020

cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.

I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

Spanish kiss

The act of two people, placing their buttholes directly on each other, and farting at the same time.

Brad and Jackie went to bed, shortly after they Spanish kissed.

by BojanglesBigred January 29, 2022

spanish tummy

being unwell due to eating food prepared in the bowl of a blocked toilet, or a drink of water containing unrecycled rats piss

that piella has given me spanish tummy,

by vinnny August 24, 2006

spanish inquisition

When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.

I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!

by Jimboooo May 26, 2006

Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.

While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.

by Mung August 2, 2003