social bitch

Someone so invested in fiting in with society that they take everything about themselves and others for granted and will do anything to be accepted by society and ignore real world problems.

“John stopped talking to his friends to hangout with his rich boss in an attempt to get a raise by kissing his ass. What a social bitch”

by Fucksociety1110 June 23, 2019

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Social Chaperone

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!

Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!

by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

social washout

a person who does not fit in with society

people who no one likes is a social washout

by djamal1992 February 22, 2010

Social Fart

A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.

Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."

Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"

by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013

social reject

social rejects are people that are not accepted by society. they're usually people that are huge activists for a certain subjects. ex, someone who's openly supporting and forcing people to support a certain political party over another. people telling others to kill themselves because they don't share the same opinions. they're usually people who either can't take a joke, or get overly pressed and mad, for no reason.

person 1: "yo did yo see that girl commenting for some person to kill themselves because they didn't share the same opinion?"
person 2: "yeah, dude! what a social reject!"

by hatedfangirl1111 August 18, 2021