Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

smack juice

The black sticky liquid that covers all walls, floors and bars. Made from a mixture of sweat drips, vodbulls and spit. It sticks to clothes, shoes and if you fall over it makes getting back up hard. Thought it is greatly hated many would miss it if it were to be removed

i fell over in smack and got covered in smack juice. It ruined my high waisted white jeans

by LanguageSudent October 7, 2015

Smack ass

Smack ur friends ass whenever wherever

Whyd u smack my ass

Cause of smack ass

by Idkwhattooputty November 4, 2019

Shit Smack

A Shit Smack is when u wipe your ass with you hand then smack someone.

Johnny was being an asshole so I wiped my ass and gave him a good ole Shit Smack

by Sunflowerr September 24, 2022

Water Smacked

Another word for erosion.

The Grand Canyon was water smacked by a tiny river.

by FlagBoi August 25, 2022

smack bass

The act of catching a bass, most often used with your boys

Yo dude! You wanna smack bass tomorrow?

by King of Cringe April 4, 2015