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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma August 1, 2016
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Slice

Something that has clearly taken a lot of skill or effort to create and would be deemed impressive
He sliced when making that last album.
That piece of work is an absolute slice.
by Bogiu March 19, 2024
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Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
by Pancake Human May 9, 2024
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second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
by FiendishT August 21, 2009
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eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.
I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.
by DGGG December 25, 2021
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Sambo slice

A bitch made person who takes your money and runs. Flakey fool. Shameful.
He pulled another sambo slice and ran with ticket sales
by Slimahslim September 17, 2018
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