Skye

Dumbass bitch with botched side bangs, she definitely did herself. Every time I have the displeasure of scrolling through social media, she's liked every single fuckass brainrotted video I can come across. Some may wonder if she even has a job. Like, how does a person work a 9-5 and then still have time to like every video ever made by man. Never share food with her, she'll likely deepthroat it like a broke whore. Her laugh is a delightful mix of nails on a chalkboard and someone snorting coke like a stutter. I have so much unbridled hatred for that sad excuse of a "woman". I apologize in advance if you should ever cross her path.

"Is that a giant inflated hairy old man I see in the distance?"

"No, thats just Skye, I fear."

by theniceguy! August 11, 2025

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jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

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