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Skye

Fuckass bitch with botched side bangs who laughs like shes snorting coke repeatedly. WORST sense of humor ive EVER had the displeasure of witnessing. Everytime im scrolling I always see her dumbass profile picture has already liked the video. Does she even have a job? Literally how does a person have the time to work a 9-5 and then liked every video ever made by man. Incarnate of the sin of greed and the pure embodiment of gluttony. If you allow this women around a bag of cheddar cheese popcorn she will deep throat it all like a cheap whore. Anyone who may come across this disgrace of a "woman", I apologize in advance.

"is that a hairy inflated fatass grandpa?"

"No! Thats actually Skye Rudyk I fear."

by theniceguy! August 11, 2025

Skye

Dumbass bitch with botched side bangs, she definitely did herself. Every time I have the displeasure of scrolling through social media, she's liked every single fuckass brainrotted video I can come across. Some may wonder if she even has a job. Like, how does a person work a 9-5 and then still have time to like every video ever made by man. Never share food with her, she'll likely deepthroat it like a broke whore. Her laugh is a delightful mix of nails on a chalkboard and someone snorting coke like a stutter. I have so much unbridled hatred for that sad excuse of a "woman". I apologize in advance if you should ever cross her path.

"Is that a giant inflated hairy old man I see in the distance?"

"No, thats just Skye, I fear."

by theniceguy! August 11, 2025