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Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.
Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.
by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017
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skeet crack

Skeet.cc (gamesense.pub) cracked it most retarded thing as it costs too much (30$) and everyone who buys it (femboys only) are retards.

BALLS SMELLS LIKE SHIT REMEMBER! same as skeet crack
-Yoo dude i got skeet crack

-You fucking ball sucker

-why you calling me like that

-cuz you fucking femboy, hdf du nn bought skeet crack, wasted money
by Gucio700 July 14, 2021
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Dumb Skeet

Commonly used to describe a girl who is slutty, unintelligent, or very obnoxious. Is a good insult for an annoying girl that your know.
Man that sour dee girl is such a dumb skeet
by Double rainbow pro September 12, 2010
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Alien Skeet

Mixing Blue poweraide, Orange Hi-C, and sprite. you get some alien skeet
by Fernando_ua December 3, 2011
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'Street Skeet'

When an Original Gangster's {aka O.G.'s} female companion {aka Bitch}, even after a violent domestic event {aka Beat Down}, contemptuously prattles on {aka Keeps running her mouth} until the O.G. can no longer tolerate the relentless antagonization {aka Looses his shit}. Said 'O.G.' then shoots the aforementioned 'Bitch' in the mouth through the cheek. It shall, here now and throughout the universe, be known by the moniker 'Street Skeet'
Bitch got stitches, because she always bitches. OG he ain't no rapist, the barrel, she had to taste it. She's immune to being beat, she talks shit, stuck on repeat, OG finally freaked, mouthy bitch got the 'Street Skeet'
{I thought it deserved a poem rather than just a sentence.}
by SykoSikoSugrMoma February 10, 2020
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Yeet in my Skeet

Guy: “I’m gonna cum.”
Girl: “yes yeet in my skeet.”
by I_need_some_jesus February 15, 2020
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skeet skeet

when a male bust his nut and or blows his load on his girls face
justin B got skeet skeeted on by his dog cuz justin is very loney and 2 ugly to get chix
by fart on ur mouth January 12, 2005
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