50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022

Fukin shades

SI shades that are impossible to install correctly, instructions are shitty, they are shitty Everything is shit

Fuck those Fukin Shades

by Iggywithapop September 15, 2025

shade assassin

Meaning one: Kenya Moore from the real housewives of Atlanta

Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back

Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin

Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback

by I’m winning December 4, 2021

Throw shade day

Throw shade day is on may 16th. On throw shade day you post hella shade on your story

"Some mfs is hella ugly, yes this is about you" stuff like this should be posted on throw shade day

by Chey2lit May 16, 2022

Shade

?I always get shade from that store

I always get shade from the cops

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Holy Shade

When a Christian throws shade

Sister Mary: Bernice really needs to stop making a noise that's far from joyful. She's the reason why Jesus wept!

Sister Jenkins: Mary stop throwing holy shade in church!

by Tricktionary July 17, 2016

50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015