Service Animal

Service animals are usually used to help people with day to day tasks. This may include...
Helping blind people get around
Help people with depression
Help with anxiety or mental disorders

Flight Attendant: Sir you aren't allowed to bring animals on board this plane.
Guy1: He's my service animal!
ServiceAnimal1: *Eating someone alive*
Flight Attendant: Sir, hes literally eating someone as we speak
Guy1: HES FOR MY ANXIETY!

by Tedstr November 3, 2025

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

cellar services

1. A traditional native Colombian approach to Human Resources within a hospitality environment, encompassing total staff welfare through the medium of trips to the basement for various narcotics

2. A thinly veiled excuse to take drugs

“Here, the gas needs changing… cellar services?”

by Nommy Timbus March 14, 2025

Gaming Services

Typically a term that you use to describe something you dislike and Gaming Services is a program on the Microsoft Store which has a major problem where if it fails if you try to play a game it sends you gaming services on the microsoft store instead of launching a game and the worst part is that it's extremely error prone and its mostly known for its high risk of failing

"This is literally gaming services" or "That is worse than gaming services!" or "still not as bad as gaming services!" or you can use it in a phrase like "(insert difficult thing here) is still not as difficult as fixing gaming services!"

by GamingServicesSucks May 14, 2025

Service worker

A person that works for the benefit of people.
Ex. Janitors, doctors, waiters, etc.

Emily is a service worker, she works for a nursing home, and she helps her clients with whatever problems they have.

by jaaj clewelc January 16, 2023

Emegency service

When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.

I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!

by JimmyjamtheRealMan July 8, 2018