the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.
1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.
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by Yacob369 December 31, 2010
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by DickoMode27 June 8, 2019
Get the Semen Demon mug.A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.
Jim: want some cookies
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020
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by DurkDurkDurka May 13, 2011
Get the Strawberry Semen Monster mug.when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.
by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009
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