When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit
by Camokaze May 22, 2017
A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.
Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
by Satansjizz June 08, 2014
by Vulpes_Inculta September 28, 2012
JOS: A Hitler cult of Satanic Christians and Christian Satanists who can't tell the difference between Jesus and Satan. They are scared of bees and angels. They confuse fiction with fact and vice versa. They can't tell the difference between ancient deities and goetic demons. They worship aliens and hate all Jews but Zecharia Sitchin who wrote the JOS bible. The JOS Priest and Priestess pretend to be psychic and powerful to impress angry rebellious teenagers who hate their parents.
by Satanic Jesus March 21, 2006
A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.
Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.
by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006
the correct spelling of "satin's hair lip." (god knows what that person thinks this means.) another term for "glint," a street drug made by mixing household chemicals and applied to the lips, at least according to amy sedaris.
by bookworm17 November 08, 2011
by tedtedtedted August 28, 2009