Samuel

This nigga got a big d, no cap.

Samuel got a big dick

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Samuel Wolk

Preaching Color Theory Every Ten Seconds

Samuel Wolk please stop explaining the 700 meanings of the number 4 we need to get to 5

by ShinjiCrankingThatSouljaBoy November 9, 2023

Samuel M

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

I want to make out with you, you must be Samuel M

by JetJunkie June 5, 2024

Samuel Carvalho

Sucks at Rainbow Six Siege (and everything else)
No life chud
Posts himself way too much
Military School boy

Samuel Carvalho, you're a bum, kill yourself.

by Nick Rubino December 20, 2025

Samuel

Samuel the kind of guy to write his own UD. Large testicles. 1 up on u clowns.

OH SHIT, LARGE NUTS SAMUEL HERE WRITIN HIS OWN BOOK AGAIN. BEST SELLER NO DOUBT.

by geekfacekillah November 23, 2021

Samuel Reyes

Colombian boy who is hot , sexy , smart , talented , is going to be famous , best person you'll ever meet , good dick ( experienced by me ) he has good taste in music /shows /movies/ ETC!! everything about him is the best . He is PERFECT just the way he is and tbh we ALL wouldn't change a thing , keep in mind he's pretty young and being that talented with a lot of stuff takes a huge amount of skill. IN CONCLUTION SAMUEL REYES IS honestly the best person you could ever meet , when I first met him my eyes just started watering because of how good of a person he is.

Samuel Reyes is hot
Samuel Reyes is the best
Samuel Reyes is famous
Samuel Reyes amazing
Samuel Reyes perfect

by k~mberly May 22, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪

This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆

by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022