something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable

You need to stop doing this to me or I'm going to murder someone's kid.

Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Something Do

In competitive gaming, the losing team may ask the player at the bottom of the leaderboard to “something do” as words of encouragement to perform better and help the team.

Player: Something do, Steven! Something do!
Steven: *proceeds to nothing do*

by Bottom Frag March 10, 2025

Something more tactical

The one team you dont want showing up at the airsoft field, especially after their long nights binging food.

Hide the snacks guys Something more tactical (S.M.T) is here, oh shit they cant make it out of their cars. Its alright everyone they forgot their mobility scooters.

by Not that guy pal June 23, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024