One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.
MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...
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This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
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Get the Russell branding mug.Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
Get the Russell, Ontario mug.Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.
Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
by applebottompeens April 8, 2024
Get the Russell mug.Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.
by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024
Get the Michael J Russell mug.He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
by iamthecameraman May 10, 2024
Get the russell mug.Russell is an okay peron but he says hi and complains if you cant hear him like get over it buddy 🙄, he likes to wait for lunch all day. Hes fine sometimes tho
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