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queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.
"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."
by Apr.files February 16, 2020
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Thunder Queef

A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.
Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.

Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!
by GOO June 3, 2005
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anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt
“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”
by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021
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Sour Queef

1. A sour smelling vagina fart. Usually occurs during or after sex, and/or to a person with vaginal odor.

2. Used to negatively describe something, I.E a bad date, a failing grade, etc.
1. "During sex, she had a sour queef" "Damn! That's disgusting bro"
2. "I failed physics this semester." "Damn bro, what a sour queef."
by MarissaAngie July 18, 2014
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queef disbelief

This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.
We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014
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Captain Queef

A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.

A woman who queefs a lot
"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"
by Dr. Silly Penis August 27, 2009
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Queef Latina

You see that hot Mexican chick over there? She smells like a Queef Latina.
by Lizdawg October 1, 2017
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