Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
Get the Queef Heavingmug. A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.
Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.
Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!
Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!
by GOO June 3, 2005
Get the Thunder Queefmug. by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021
Get the anal queefsmug. This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014
Get the queef disbeliefmug. 1. A sour smelling vagina fart. Usually occurs during or after sex, and/or to a person with vaginal odor.
2. Used to negatively describe something, I.E a bad date, a failing grade, etc.
2. Used to negatively describe something, I.E a bad date, a failing grade, etc.
1. "During sex, she had a sour queef" "Damn! That's disgusting bro"
2. "I failed physics this semester." "Damn bro, what a sour queef."
2. "I failed physics this semester." "Damn bro, what a sour queef."
by MarissaAngie July 18, 2014
Get the Sour Queefmug. by Sounds Good To Me May 14, 2018
Get the horse queefmug. a cheesy queef is where a boy in a sexual activity decides to spread in a wide motion and begin to ‘queef’ aka fart out of there winky woo and it smells of cheese
‘hey ollie let me cheesy queef in ur bum hole’ - says sam mupondi
‘mmhmm what does that mean sam camel toe fishy queef’ - says ollie higgins
‘read the definition on urban dictionary and come here, bend over ;)’ - says sam mupondi
‘mmhmm what does that mean sam camel toe fishy queef’ - says ollie higgins
‘read the definition on urban dictionary and come here, bend over ;)’ - says sam mupondi
by aimee and sydney July 14, 2021
Get the cheesy queefmug.