puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs
puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay
by yodogspjs April 06, 2018
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slime puppy

A slime puppy is someone who sexually lacks self-control and somewhat pathetic and that said person would make sexual advances in situations that are typically inappropriate (e.g. at a workplace) towards someone who holds more power.
Gerri: You disgusting little pig. You're pathetic. You are a revolting little worm, aren't you?
Roman: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
Gerri: You little slime puppy.

– Succession Season 2 Episode 4: "Safe Room"
by smalltinykitty August 17, 2023
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Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.
Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!
by Dr. Walnutstreet July 14, 2008
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Puppy sauce

You’re good but not as good as me or them. You’re a smaller version of me but you still have the sauce
Your puppy sauce or they are puppy sauce in this game.
by Littlelee March 14, 2023
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Puppy sauce

You’re just a smaller version of me but you still have that sauce. You are good but not as good as me or them.
You’re puppy sauce. They are puppy sauce in this game.
by Littlelee March 14, 2023
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Comfort puppy

People go to comfort puppies for comfort and advice whenever they need help usually with a breakup, when they’re used or when they are at their weakest. And then when they’re better, the forget the comfort puppies. But those people are never there for comfort puppies and usually start talking about their own issues. So comfort puppy is a person who’s job is to be a therapist for people who don’t give a shit about them.
X: ,,My friend usually texts me when ge is sad and needs help, other than that…no.”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”
by Unicorns are amazing November 23, 2021
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odd puppy

A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle
Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!
by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017
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